March 2012
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25 Greatest Working Directors →
crying at 8:45 on a thursday morning because of the avengers trailer
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so close
three paragraphs away from the end
i can taste it
and it tastes like a bagel
or mcdonalds breakfast
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i’m so glad tomorrow is thursday
that means beer and crab dip.
going to take a nap. maybe wake up at 6 and finish the last two pages of this fucking essay.
cool story, bra.
eduardosuaverin replied to your post: UGH NOT GLEN
omg glen is literally my favorite character
their relationship gives me secondhand ‘oh shit, awkwarddddd’
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UGH NOT GLEN
GLEN + BETTY IS THE WORST
do i write my paper while watching:
30 minutes or less
bridesmaids
or more mad men
or nothing - just listen to music
martinfreemans replied to your post: when the source of a photo isn’t really the source
when the source of your butt isn’t really your butt
are you done
when the source of a photo isn't really the source
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saving the anon message for tomorrow.
i would feel bad writing more jesse stuff when i’ve only written a page and half of this paper for a class that my parents are paying for
so
i want to have a youtube series called i’d bang that and every day i’d talk about a celebrity who i’d bang
and every day it would be jesse eisenberg
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
maybe-i-need-a-doctor replied to your post: your mom does
omfg I literally snorted when I read “Abraham” in this. “please Abraham, I am not that man” will always be the funniest thing ever
trolololol i didn’t know what else to name it
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Anonymous asked: jesse could help you with a lot of things. ;))
morgan-ashleigh:
any time anyone says jesse eisenberg isn’t attractive i’ll just show them 30 minutes or less on mute because to be quite honest i could have gone without hearing an entire line that whole movie and still had the same experience
FAPPIEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR
omg
elizabeth olsen on leno
Anonymous asked: jesse can help you write your paper ;))
Anonymous asked: more you/jesse snippets plz
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“I’m hilarious” I whisper to myself as I continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
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Anonymous asked: your mom does
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emilyisobsessed does not care about black people.
thethirdreel asked: top 6 reasons why you hate...
emily saw me wearing army pants and flip-flops so she started wearing army pants and flip-flops
emily is part of two exclusive groups of tumblr users set on making other people feel left out and unworthy.
emily thinks blarren is stan-worthy.
emily is excited about elementary.
emily hates black people.
emily told me once that she plans on voting for rick santorum.
i know for a fact that...
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why wont they just acknowledge me and tell me i was rejected like i know that i am instead of making me wait and wait and wait
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planets-bend-between-us:
if i demonstrated my clever wit and intellectual prowess in the tags of a post and you failed to copy/paste those tags and reblog them for the entire world i mean tumblr to see i will hunt you down and demand a reason as to why you aren’t feeding my ego i mean really
Anonymous asked: top 6 ways in which you are an...
emilyisobsessed:
martinfreemans said: 1. emily pretends to be a guy named todd on the internet to fuck with erika
2. monica checks facebook. she has 27 notifications. they are all from emily.
3. she automatically assumes that every negative anon ask is from monica
4. she is part of the emilyclub
5. she is a cyberbully
6. she diluted my shares to point zero three percent
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Watch33113:
Weirdest and Coolest Kanye West Moments
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