January 2012
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“while y’all are in times square somebody’s robbing your house”
– my mom to the NYE celebrators on tv
celebrating new year’s eve is just another creative way for ryan seacrest to make more money.
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omg jennifer hudson we get it YOU LOST WEIGHT.
congratufuckinglations
stop singing about it and get off my tv.
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OMG MY NEIGHBORS.
SHUT YOUR FUCKING FIREWORKS UP.
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every day that i’m not at disney world is a waste of time.
mayikillhim replied to your post: why can i not find a link for the descendants. …
did it leak?
fuck, i don’t know. i just want one and since it’s almost a new year i expect things to start looking up and i expect a link in 24 minutes.
2011: time to ruin lives
2012: time to ruin lives before the world ends
why can i not find a link for the descendants.
gimme
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when i stub my toe or something i always shout “FUCK ME!”
because i want everyone to know that i may be hurt, but i’m still single
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A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
oldfamiliarway:
11:57 pm
11:58 pm
11:59 pm
12:00 am
12:01 am
on my way to the grocery store earlier there was an accident and this girl was standing on the side of a road taking pictures that i’m sure she’s uploaded on the internet by now.
i was so disgusted until i realized where i’d be spending my new year’s eve.
…
on tumblr
yestostayinginmore replied to your post: well just applied to my first grad school happy…
monica be more optimistic, damn it.
I CAN’T BE OPTIMISTIC WHEN THE DAMN SCHOOL ONLY ACCEPTS 12 STUDENTS PER YEAR
I’M NOT THAT QUALITY
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well
just applied to my first grad school
happy new year?
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my mom thought the champagne i bought was sparkling cider.
ah, so naive!
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somanymoviescomingoutin2012omg replied to your post: i can’t believe it’s 2 hours until the new year…
went to the movies alone. worth it.
i should have too. i really could have brought in the new year re-watching tgwtdt.
i can’t believe it’s 2 hours until the new year and i’m sitting here on tumblr watching america’s next top model.
this is the actual worst. i should have at least gone to the movies or something.
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i feel like i’m the only person on the internet right now even though i know i’m not.
i can’t believe that at 10 am on new year’s day i’m going to be at work
we shouldn’t even be open this is so stupid.
how do you answer the question
‘what do you plan on doing after school?’
fuck, i don’t know
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okay northwestern.
you’re probably not going to accept me but -
let’s do this
December 2011
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bought my personal bottle of champagne
here’s to the most depressing new years’s eve ever
afraid that i’m going to spend $80 on a grad school application to a school that i might not get into.
i’m far too broke to just ~spend~ $80
but this is the school i really want to get into
fuck
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i don’t understand why the tsn/the view interview is nowhere to be found on the internet.
I WANT TO WATCH IT
fuck everything
planet-who:
in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
who is that freight train of confidence?
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ugh snl, come back
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person: hey how are you?!
me: [thinking to self] ugh, i don't know. people are acting funny on the internet. my ship is going down in flames. i can't get this damn enya song out of my head. i watched the social network the other day and jesse eisenberg is ruining my life even though i politely asked him to stop and ryan murphy ruined another show that i invested hours of my time in.
person:
me: i'm okay. you?
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thank god pinterest exists. i was running out of ways to deprive myself of a life outside of the internet.
